"Hit me my thesis is due in 12 hours and I haven’t started it"
"Hit me I have a final in an hour and I didn’t study"
"Hit me I’ve been on a 24 hour drinking binge and I’m invincible"
"Hit me. You’re a university vehicle and I’ll get free tuition."
"Hit me I feel like a failure anyway"(via bl-ossomed)
No seriously. At Western your tuition will be completely payed if you get hit by a bus.(via iidelirium)
FUCKING LITERALLY ME EARLIER TODAY!!!!! I wanted a car to hit me so bad(via alifetimewithouttime)